Week 3: So Many Donkeys

[Sandy]

Hehaw!

[dezi]

Before I get started with this episode.

Sad to see Nate go because he truly was an underdog with all these alliances popping up to and fro, and he couldn't quite get a social game started. Very disappointed with Banks. I realise he had prior commitments to do or something, but you almost took down Constance who apparently performed well. So I have nothing more to say on that. PW's aren't happy with Constance still being there, but I think I've been impartial as hell so far. You could call me the "Voice of Reason" - even if the other bitches disagree. Lol

Moving on... Glad to see Whitney being captain once again (Thank you Nate!) and hopefully she'll be able to fuck shit up, she's well aware that people are against her and as long as she talks to the RIGHT badasses (Felix for example), she might have a chance to get far. Sandy said it himself, she has to avoid Ricky and Noah or she'll fall right back where she started. Not so surprised to see HLC as captain again, considering she too is on the outs with everyone. I think she'll still be protective of Constance because they're gonna be coming after her. 

DONKEY SUBMISSIONS SO FAR...

I know I'm not a judge and I can't judge these pieces of work when my artwork skills are crap, but I'm here and can see all of this so... I can judge if I wish! Lol

Gabe - It's a bit of a pretty donkey. Quite plain but loving the different colours in the legs going on. And I see all these Jewish signs so... Makes it obvious that it's from Gabe. I'd give it about... a 7/10

Katz - LOL That's a uhhh... Very old school funk looking donkey. Unsure about the 80s afro, but I do get the joint in it's mouth. Not entirely sure why the lower half is blue, probably to represent him being a Good Guy and their colour is blue? It's about a 6 - most of it for that 80s funk feel.

KJ - I can actually appreciate her concept for the donkey, trying to go as detailed as possible with Woods' features. The rainbow thing threw me off as I don't think he's the type of guy who loves rainbows - unless he's gay or bi? That might be the reference. Overall looks pretty solid, and she put in a lot of effort... 8/10 

HLC - OKUUUR! That donkey actually looks pretty cool! A lot of stars in there which is appealing, and a heart shape with SASSY on the ass... I meant it's actual ass. Anyway, heart shaped lips looks cute. Hmmm, looks like she did put in a lot of effort, but those shapes are so easy to make these day. But it's better than a plain looking donkey. 7/10 

Woods - WOOOOOOW!! That's the best looking donkey of the bunch so far. If he doesn't win his matchup against KJ, then something is wrong. As much as I got love for KJ, that black donkey with all those features in it looks really nice! Every single part of it is done, it represents KJ well. Plus the write-up for this is spot on! 10/10 

Constance - This is actually not too bad. I thought the white parts of it were pieces of cauliflower Lol, but I think they're clouds? The colours are pretty, loving the lips and the feet. I can also see the hair colour representing Kate's blonde hair. It's a pretty donkey! 8/10 
Noah - Oh my word... LOL!! That is one colourful looking donkey. I can see the bow at the top, unsure about the legs and why they look like ballerina slippers. The design on the torso looks uhhh... questionable. What is that "31B" sign on it stand for? And let me get to why I cracked up laughing... What the hell is that green marijuana joint looking fat ass lizard under it's mouth? And what are the red dots for? Hahaha. I laugh at my own designs so, I'mma laugh at yours. 2/10

[nicole]

[dylan]

HLC already posted her MVF before seeing the donkeys! Lol. Might be enough to have Noah jump her on the leaderboard.

[dirtysanchez]

Why is the challenge painting about of constances? 

[dezi]

It is about damn time KJ released her anger towards HLC, that was freaking awesome!
Then as HLC tries to defend herself using some of the most lame excuses ever, everybody else hounds into her. 

So happy to see some real drama for once!

[jay]

Reaction to catching up on confessionals after a long time. will try to not joke on anyone /:

Felix- Felix's confessional is straight jokes lmaoo. funny dude

Woods- slaying with his drs. #teamwoods

Gabe- Gabe's confessionals arent as lit when hes not high. He said he doesnt want to fuck anybody over that he might play isurv1vor with again which is wack. play the game at hand , not worry about a potential future one. still #TeamGabe tho

Fabi- according to his title hes playing to all sides. I like Fabis game because i think hes doing the opposite of what gabe is doing and playing really hard in this game and not worrying about the future. 

Patia- yesssssss at patia not getting into the inferno. 

Kyle- Had no idea who tf this guy was before watching his confessional. Legit did not know he existed but his confessional was good. pretty funny guy

alyx- no idea who she is still but this post gets her heavy points hahaha

katz- she said she is gonna be active now but might be too late for that catlady 

HLC- This bitch is still recording skype calls and using them as confessionals even though sandy puts the noteworthy ones up anyways. After watching 9 minutes of her BS DR im now questioning life. cant do anymore of these tonight

[dezi]

Thoughts on Inferno


So it's Sassy & Kate VS The Stephs. 
Kate has been pretty good at challenges, but Sassy not so much. Hopefully that doesn't drag them both down because I like them both. On the flipside, it looks like Katz will throw this one and take poor Steph down with her. 
The plus side is that if "The Stephs" go down, there's no way they'll vote HLC as captain. And if they do, they're stupid as fuck.
Another round with HLC as captain will probably cause KJ to rip her own hair out, Ricky drunk and laughing that their team is still failing under HLC's "leadership" and everyone else except Constance getting fed up with her. 


So my prediction: Sassy & Kate win. "The Stephs" will probably pick Ricky and Mike as captains? Or even Kate for Good Guys and anyone besides Constance or HLC for Badasses.

[dezi]

SIDE NOTE: I am LIVING for Felix's confessional about Fabi! YAAAAAASSSSS!!
I honestly thought that too at first, but if you're willing to dress him up then PLEASE DO!

He needs a MAKEOVER!

[dirtysanchez]

HEY EVERYONE, DAVID WON CAPTAIN! 


YEEEEE

[dirtysanchez]

Whitney is after Queen Patia? She must not know about her... !